Dad’s Bedtime Stories For Kids

The Final Battle of the Mythic Tournament - Cards of Power #33

The final battle for the Mythic tournament has begun! Who will the mystery opponent be and what cards will he have? Thank you to the following listeners who made suggestions: Riley wanted a Candy T-Rex, Connor wanted a Tech Shark, Jack wanted Jaguars, Colton wanted a scorpion, Elliot wanted a glitch card, and Sawyer wanted an old friend to come back. Liten to find out how it unfolds. 
About The Cards of Power - Great for fans of shows like Pokemon. In the Cards of Power Series, you are the main character. You were given a magic card when you came of age - A Fire Dragonling named Magnus. Together, you and Magnus head into the wild forests to try to capture new magical creatures and wild magics. Check out the theme-song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xf5_aHhEPE 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

The Waterfall Planet - A Relaxing Bedtime Story for Kids

Explore a world where strange streams of water connect large floating islands to rivers and lakes on the ground! Learn to use a high tech trident that allows you to command the water itself! What will you do when the power that keeps these streams moving suddenly cuts out? Episode 263 of the Spaceship Series was suggested by Leo (Age 5 from Australia). Leo wanted a waterfall planet where strange water people travel by waterfall. This is what I came up with!
About The Spaceship Series - You are a kid with a magical spaceship that can transform into anything. You also have a dog named changer that can change into just about any animal. 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

The Toys are Alive! - The Toy Animator #1 - A Bedtime Story for Kids

A bedtime story about a device that makes toys come to life! In this episode, when searching for a lost toy, you come across a secret entrance to a secret room full of toys. At the centre of the room is a strange device that brings toys to life! Things get a little out of hand... This one is based on a present that my daughter got for Christmas. 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

Superheroes - Episode 1 - An Exciting Bedtime Story for Kids

A superhuman intelligence, in the form of a wrist band, crashes in front of your house, and offers you the ability to transform into any superhero of your choice, 1 time per day. The only catch? Well, it turns out there is another AI that is out to get that technology. Using your new found super strength and invulnerability, can you fend off against a group of robots? I bet you can. Thank you to Max for inspiring this episode with his suggestion. 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

The Elemental Crocodiles and the Mythic Tournament - A Bedtime Story Podcast

A bedtime story with magical creatures, including elemental crocodiles! In this episode of The Cards of Power, we continue the mythic tournament, facing off against an opponent with a bunch of powerful crocodiles with different elemental abilities. Can you defeat him and gain entrance to the mythic area? Thank you to Connor for the suggestion!
About The Cards of Power - Great for fans of shows like Pokemon. In the Cards of Power Series, you are the main character. You were given a magic card when you came of age - A Fire Dragonling named Magnus. Together, you and Magnus head into the wild forests to try to capture new magical creatures and wild magics. Check out the theme-song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xf5_aHhEPE 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!
 

The Unicorn Episode 1 - Rainbow Dash - A Bedtime Story for Children

A bedtime story where a magical unicorn from another planet takes you on an adventure. In the first episode of the Unicorn-Verse, a unicorn named Rainbow Dash appears to you, and takes you for a ride! It turns out that this unicorn has the power to create portals to almost anywhere you would like to go, including her own planet. Unfortunately, a not so nice Unicorn-Dinosaur Hybrid named UNIRex has captured Rainbow Dash's Sister Starlight! Can you help save them from Rex? This Story is based on a suggestion from Lily!
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

The Meteor Attack on the Block Planet - A Bedtime Story for Kids

A Bedtime Story on a planet of Lego-like blocks (though naturally occurring). In Episode 262 of the Spaceship Series, the block planet sends out a distress signal. A large cluster of gigantic, block-like Meteors are heading straight to the planet! Can you help the Block People build the ships and defences they will need to survive? Thank you to Madeleine for the suggestion!
About The Spaceship Series - You are a kid with a magical spaceship that can transform into anything. You also have a dog named changer that can change into just about any animal. 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 15-30 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!
 

The Mythic Tournament Round 1 - Cards of Power #31 - Magma Dog, Yeti, Tech Armadillo, Electric Serpent, Air Serpent

In this episode of Cards of Power, we finally take on our first opponent in the mythic tournament. Based on listener suggestions, this opponent will not be an easy one to beat, with a Magma Dog, a Yeti, an Electric Serpent, an Air Serpent, a rock monster, a fairy card, and of course some cool armour and a laser blaster. Will you be able to defeat them? Thank you to Conner from Ontario, Gabe from Alberta, Sawyer, Owen, Harrison, and Ben for their suggestions!
About The Cards of Power - Great for fans of shows like Pokemon. In the Cards of Power Series, you are the main character. You were given a magic card when you came of age - A Fire Dragonling named Magnus. Together, you and Magnus head into the wild forests to try to capture new magical creatures and wild magics. Check out the theme-song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xf5_aHhEPE 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 10-15 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

Jacob and the Moose - A Bedtime Story for Kids

During Hanukkah, a boy named Jacob is visited by a mysterious Moose. It turns out that on a nearby planet, a mean moose named Gregor has stolen all of the oil from the others! How can they light their lanterns of hope without it!? Will Jacob be able to help restore the light?
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 10-15 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!

Santa Cards and Rudolph the Laser Nosed Reindeer - Cards of Power Christmas Special

Ever wondered what Santa would be like in a world where Magic Cards rule it all? While tonight, you have the chance to find out. In the Cards of Power Universe, rather than Santa Clause, they have Santa Cards. Santa Cards is a powerful cardholder who travels the world on December 25th of each year in search of new challenges. If you catch him, and challenge him to a battle using your magic cards, you get a chance to win a personally selected magic card from his collection. Will you be able to defeat such a legend, and gain a new card of your own? Sorry, this one got a bit ridiculous, even for me...
About The Cards of Power - Great for fans of shows like Pokemon. In the Cards of Power Series, you are the main character. You were given a magic card when you came of age - A Fire Dragonling named Magnus. Together, you and Magnus head into the wild forests to try to capture new magical creatures and wild magics. Check out the theme-song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xf5_aHhEPE 
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About The Podcast:
Kids won’t sleep? Want some time to yourself? This is how to make it happen! I make these bedtime stories up for my own children every night, so I figured I would record them. They are designed to give your child a simple, but somewhat interesting story to listen to. They are first person stories so kids can imagine themselves in the character’s shoes. They are mostly science fiction and fantasy based, because that’s what my kids like. Each episode is a 10-15 minute story followed by white noise to drown out distractions. The character always ends up back in bed, doing a short mindful relaxation exercise to help them off to sleep (if they aren’t there already). Get those kids to sleep!